1. Believe in yourself
2. Do unto others as they do unto you
3. Read Voraciously
4. After you have finished a task, Move on
5. Thou shalt not kill, unless somebody really Fucks with you, then: remember to never take matters into your hands, call the cops!
6. Never underestimate the power of a woman
7. Always question “The Man”
8. Practice PR: Not Public Relations, Personal Responsibility.
9. Women first, then children. Men are expendable
10. Drink alcohol in moderation. Don’t use tobacco. Smoke weed exhaustively
11. (honorable mention) Always support your local sports team!